Toronto

Losing to Blue Jays
Almost as bad as
Losing to the Leafs.

Manny Being LA

Forgot about game,
He was ready to go home.
Zip up your fly now.

Sit the fuck down Robinson Tejeda

Pump your fist
You got out of an inning
Down by only six!

Bay's first game

Walk, Walk, Hit by Pitch;
Two strikeouts, then a triple,
Scores the walk-off-run.

Tonight's lineup

Means to give ABs;
The order does not matter.
But Lowell fourth? What?!

Oakland @ Boston, 8/1/08

Big game is tonight
Baseball Haiku has returned
Hit a homer Bay