Roger Clemens

Already injured
And they're still seven games back
Way to go Yankees

Home runs last night

Still none for A-Rod
Despite the onslaught of his team.
Barry Bonds sucked too.

Those wacky Japanese

Ichiro hugs fan
After sobriety test
Had to be sincere.

Best pitching staff ever

Pitching duel again?
Dice-K and Sabathia.
We all know who won.

Can't touch Lester

Not even cancer
Could ruin Lester's pitching.
Why did Cleveland try?

I still don't trust him

Five hits in five turns
He sounds like a good player
But he is Lugo.

Boring x 2

All Star Break is dull
Why bother writing haiku?
I'm avoiding work.

Boring

All-star game last night.
Ichiro inside-the-park:
Tree falls in forest.

Slumpin'

Lugo hits home run
And a run scoring double
We are still wary.

What the hell?

A bit off topic
Jim Powell does not like furries
We hate them as well

Wow

The most surprising
Part about last night's Sox rout:
Lugo gets a hit.

Lugo's still weighs less than his batting average, believe it or not

Lost weight offseason
Due to a nasty illness.
Not a good excuse.

Players who weigh more than their batting average

Thirty three at bats
Is not enough for Lugo
To prove he is crap.

Our true colors revealed

We all love Daisuke
Which probably makes some sense:
Baseball haiku blog.

The New York Post sucks

A-Rod's wife: obscene?
If I married a Yankee
I'd say "fuck you", too.

Frustrating

With no hope in sight
What are the Yankees to do?
Scott Proctor burns glove

#1

All-star teams are named:
Hanley Ramirez is snubbed.
Few other complaints.

New beginnings

Crummy haiku blog

It may end up on Deadspin

A great achievement