Yankee Stadium Closes

Goodbye, House Ruth Built.
Half-billion in public funds;
New York is swindled.

Toronto

Losing to Blue Jays
Almost as bad as
Losing to the Leafs.

Manny Being LA

Forgot about game,
He was ready to go home.
Zip up your fly now.

Sit the fuck down Robinson Tejeda

Pump your fist
You got out of an inning
Down by only six!

Bay's first game

Walk, Walk, Hit by Pitch;
Two strikeouts, then a triple,
Scores the walk-off-run.

Tonight's lineup

Means to give ABs;
The order does not matter.
But Lowell fourth? What?!

Oakland @ Boston, 8/1/08

Big game is tonight
Baseball Haiku has returned
Hit a homer Bay

The deadline

Manny in three-way:
Fish and Pirates are involved.
Not sexy; a trade!

Back!

Terrible streak now
The Red Sox do not look good
Must beat the Yankees